sci-fi: man i just came up with a revolutionary new concept for a fictional alien species, check this out

ok, so there’s this species, right, and they’re TOTALLY DIFFERENT from us. they’re all humanoid, they all use a rigid male/female sex/gender binary, their accepted norm is heterosexual monogamous relationships, and the women all have breasts, whether the species is mammalian or not

but, get this, they have purple skin!!!

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Caravaggio, detail from Head of Medusa



drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

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my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson, via grates)


also wtf send me nudes

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thank u for that snapchat of ur bong rip i am so proud of u. i didnt know you could smoke a bong and now i know. thank u for sending me a snapchat every time u smoke out of ur bong. i am so grateful


Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued