sci-fi: man i just came up with a revolutionary new concept for a fictional alien species, check this out
ok, so there’s this species, right, and they’re TOTALLY DIFFERENT from us. they’re all humanoid, they all use a rigid male/female sex/gender binary, their accepted norm is heterosexual monogamous relationships, and the women all have breasts, whether the species is mammalian or not
but, get this, they have purple skin!!!
(Source: fanservicealiens, via grates)
drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well
my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”
(Source: alieniverson, via grates)
thank u for that snapchat of ur bong rip i am so proud of u. i didnt know you could smoke a bong and now i know. thank u for sending me a snapchat every time u smoke out of ur bong. i am so grateful