and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

(via johtoleague)

zay4ik:

why is it so small

impeccabletasteinmusic:

Solange | Losing You

(via penderwick)

stryc:

Life motto.
eyebrowpolice:

how does this person’s body exist oh my god
my nose looks like a dick when i do this face wow

thesejulez:

My girl not allowed to eat honey nut cheerios. What the fuck she tryna do? Lower her cholesterol, live longer than me and find another nigga? Shiiiitt.

(via squitchy)

my dad texted me pretending to be my cat

slutcentre:

did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)

(via blals)

reallylameblog:

anyone here think the bird from flappy bird is kind of hot? asking for a friend

(via hi)

are children small, or just far away?

(Source: mydogsnokes, via hetmarriage)